The Blogger




Oh look, there's my face.

Why is it, when someone asks you describe yourself, you completely forget who you are?
I have decided to make this page a '50 Facts about me post'.

1. When I was born my Mum wanted to call my Angel, but her family said ''NO!''
2. I had my first surgery when I was 6 months old. To remove skin tags from my ears.
3. I had my second surgery at six years old, to have my ears pinned back.
4. I had my third surgery at 18, to remove a wart that grew in my eye.
5. I had my fourth surgery at 23, to deliver my daughter by caesarean.
6. I used to kickbox from a young age and had a crush on my trainer.
7. I had my first child at 19.
8. I have been married. But am now not.
9. I had my second child at 23.
10. My dad has numerous nicknames for me: Maurice, Neville Longbottom and Quasimodo.
11. I have hyper-mobility.
12. My friends think I'm OCD because I love bleach.
13. I go through 6 packets of antibacterial wipes every week.
14. My mum is my best friend.
15. I auditioned for The Voice, forgot my lyrics and sobbed uncontrollably in front of 10 other auditionees, a producer and a vocal coach.
16. My favourite band is Fleetwood Mac.
17. My ringtone is How Deep is Your Love.
18. My favourite book is The Green Mile.
19. My favourite TV show is American Horror Story.
20. I eat a whole jar of pickled cornichons weekly.
21. I am a selfie addict.
22. I drink SO much Bailey's.
23. Ollie Murs winked at me once. I swear.
24. My dream job is to be a Disney Princess.
25. I have been to Disneyland Paris 5 times and will go again.
26. When I'm alone, I sing to Disney Princess Karaoke.
27. I love nothing more than PJS, Popcorn and movies with my eldest.
28. When my mum told my sister that my Dad was my Step-Dad, she said to me '' What's this I hear you got two Dad's and I only got one? That's not fair''.
29. I have two tattoos.
30. I once got my septum pierced and my Dad called me Ermentrude so I took it out.
31. When I was 18, I had a sleeping beauty bedroom and it was super cool!
32. Every SINGLE time I put my mascara on, I sneeze and smudge it up my eyelid.
33. I love Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit and Harry Potter.
34. I love packing to go away, more than actually going away.
35. I taught myself to play keyboard when I was younger.
36. My sister had a clown doll on our bedroom windowsill and it scared me so much, I broke it on purpose.
37. I am obsessed with LUSH.
38. When I was at school, I wore a brown velour tracksuit and thought I was cool.
40. When I was fifteen, ponchos and fluffy boots were all the rage.
41. I can paint. But haven't for a long time.
42. My mum is the most inspirational person I know.
43. I watch an awful lot of YouTube, SprinkleofGlitter, Cutiepiemarzia and Pewdiepie being amongst my favourites.
44. I have a phobia of Octopus. Yes. Octopus.
45. I cannot stand people walking behind me. If Ryan is brushing his teeth when I've finished, I will literally run and dive under the covers. Silly right?
46. I have a sister called Sophie and a brother called Zack.
47. I also have a nephew, called Oscar, who's nickname is Oscarposcarpoodledoodle.
48. I have a huge problem with correcting people, sometimes I don't realise I'm doing it. I just can't help it.
49. If I think I'm right, I will use google to prove that I am right.
50. When I was 15, my MSN account got hacked and for some reason they gave their phone number to my friend, me and my Mum prank called them every hour for a whole night and they didn't even turn of the phone. It must have worked, because they stopped saying rude things about me to my friends.